Amend the CBA to make Ovechkin designated drunk party guy for every Stanley Cup champion between the end of the series and their parade. They can spend quality time with friends and family while he does a keg stand on a log flume with it or some shit.

I can’t believe I chose going down to the parade over this epic party 😭💯 x.com/dcsportsbog/st…

Peter Matz of the Food Marketing Institute and his friend Diane Bickel from New York prepare to attend the parade celebrating the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory. #FMI #O

Finally I’m an Authentic Fan!! After all these years

I give you an E for Effort on that Wait for It Diane. Love this! ❤️❤️❤️ #ALLCAPS x.com/nyccapscrew/st…

When NYC Caps Crew and @russianmachine meet #casual

NYC Caps Crew x @russianmachine. instagram.com/p/Bj8D2ABD-9Y/

I know these lovely ladies! Cc Diane #CannesLions #LiveIntentAtCannes cc LIONS | The Home of Creativity x.com/liveintent/sta…

Y’all, the Queen Killa Kam I Am is even more gorgeous in person. Baby hairs laid & she said I look 22. I love her. Scott Yager party lit!! Cc Diane #thechallenge32

My finest photography work to date

Merry Capsmas to all and to all a good night.

Igor caved and let me be in one of his cool photos

We on TV.

This is not a partisan issue. This is not a normal President. Maybe we can “keep politics out of sports” when the leader of the country doesn’t target the exact people we want more involved in hockey. If you have a problem with that feel free to unfollow and skip our events.

NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN CITY OF CHAMPIONS

Our group chat tonight is out of control. Thanks to david abrutyn for putting up with our madness.

My perfect holiday read

So far so good.