i’m convinced french people have a genetic predisposition to know how to protest

My “you are now old” moment came today. I referred to the Humpty dance to someone 12 years my junior and they had no idea what I was talking about.

Safeway out of condoms and sunscreen. Summer is here!! 🎉🌞

therapy isn’t enough. I need a witch

When my wife asks me why I need thermal goggles I send her this:

My advice, for what it’s worth: try not to be distracted by the faintly discourteous, the mildly incompetent, the harmlessly obnoxious. Roll with the delayed trains, dropped litter and misused apostrophes. Save your powder for the truly malevolent creatures now stalking the land.

Aside from this being rage bait, I do love this genre of videos by grumpy women with fake nails and contempt in their eyes who make foofy beverages in the most joyless manner

David Lynch, our beloved dad, was a guiding light of creativity, love, and peace. On Monday, January 20th—what would have been his 79th birthday—we invite you all to join us in a worldwide group meditation at 12:00pm NOON PST for 10 minutes. Let us come together, wherever we

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

What genius thought it was a good idea to reboot Project Runway without Tim Gunn? Sheer madness. 😖 deadline.com/2025/02/tim-gu…

lol I would go but who tf asked for this?

I’m not doing your “part 2” social media videos. I’m not in for your cliffhanger BS.

Never deleting this app 🤣

This is a huge missed opportunity. Bungie could have reached out to this creative, brought them onto the team, nurtured this the right way and could have become a beacon of building collaborations and talent scouting. But no, theft was chosen instead.

Don’t play with me, this better be real.

Thai Buddhist monk: I .....will.....keep..... praying....

Move! 🏎️

I was gonna kick ass this week at work but then I picked up three trashy romantasy novels and I now exist for fae sex and court drama

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom