You CAN make r*** jokes! You just have to actually be funny ! I am screaming yelling howling at this daisy “dan goose” tackett

Almost entirely in one week during a depressive episode

It’s his day

My dad used to hitchhike from Detroit to Florida all the time and when him and my uncles hang out it’s just endless stories of hitchhiking

Coming back to twitter to announce that today I am becoming a redhead

Excited to change my whole personality now that I have red hair

The goal is to one day do a photoshoot without apologizing for being short

I did not think I had too crazy of a night last night but I found a loose lemon wedge in my purse

Is there something broken in my car or am I a fucking idiot

8 years with Woolf the perfect cat and accessory to my outfits

Idk ask her

Breaking News: Under the Cork Tree officially too old for half the guys in the pop punk scene to hit on

Watching the writers strike

This tweet altered the course of fourth wave feminism

I dated this very tall man and he asked me what I was good at and I told him public speaking and then I asked him what he was good at and he said “being tall”

posting these in remembrance of 🌹 because i would like you all to know how special and creative and beautiful she was. we will miss you dearly ❤️

Everytime I see a facetuned pic of Princess Diana I get closer to becoming the Joker

Popping back into twitter to say I’m running my half hour tonight in the great city of Durham