Him: are you fucking dumb Me:

Receipts! 🤚 😣/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ Proof! 👋 \ 😩 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ Timeline! 🤚 😳/ _/|| _/¯ ¯\_ Screenshots! 😭 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

Can’t wait for everyone to go into their burner account era

Oof, I forgot how horny the city gets me.

Time to go home

Ok but I didn’t go home lol

Lil miss Phaedra Parks, Esq. had me shaking in my boots 🥶 #TheTraitors

Waiting patiently for the FortniteGame and Cry Baby collab 👀

Damn, they’re really pulling on our heart strings in this series #XMen97

*puts on glasses* *still can’t see*

It’s 10:30pm and I need a lil treat

Silly me thinking today would be an easy day

We don’t talk about how hard Miz Cracker ate this enough…..

Mainfesting a Sabrina Carpenter & SZA collab on Don’t Smile the remix

Jesus - looking at my call log after a night out - so embarrassing

Ready for a man with a mustache to ruin my life

Call Me By Our Same Last Name

Last night was a fever dream - in a hot way

Y’all, I can’t give details, but I just did something so crazy. I feel like I’m dreaming.

Listen, I’m in my feels and my feels are valid.