1) Win 83 games 2) Sell bobbleheads 3) Pray that a team objectively better than you flames out spectacularly in the next 2 months That is the Reds' plan.

My pitch:

#UnpackGABP they perform better when no one goes to the game

Crazy that it's literally a dollar less than it was 32 years ago

the chain is not “struggling” — their CEO made $96 million last year. they’re using megacorporation accounting tricks to make it seem like the business is in trouble in order to strategically fire unionized employees illegally

#ATOBTTR

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

say sike right now

Same shots, 50 seasons apart 🎥

Tulane has more SEC football championships (3) than nine current SEC schools.

A couple things that puzzle me on the most recent AP Poll: Two loss Notre Dame: Ranked 13th. Those two losses: No.2 Miami and No. 4 Texas A&M. Two loss Illinois: Unranked. Their two losses: No. 1 Ohio State and No. 3 Indiana. One loss USC: No. 21. That one loss: #Illinois.

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl

Canceling $20 million to Alaska while wasting BILLIONS on Argentina and Israel. Trump is America last

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Defiance botches the ensuing snap but recovers settles for a field goal from Carson Marroquin Defiance 3, Taylor 0. 14:12 left in the first half.

To be fair, some of us like college football