Someone needs to sit me down woman to woman and explain how anyone could find Andrew Garfield hot. He looks like a veggie tales character

Two ships passing in the night actually sounds very scary

I just feel like once you’re a cop you can’t switch back to being a mental health professional. You’ve already transmutated. It’s too late for that.

If women are parting their hair in the middle now I think men should have to as well

Keeping a gun handy and out of sight on a bike is actually very easy!

🚨 new bench alert 🚨 downtown bench at large D.BAL.W.1 (hostile). Sorry the view of the ren cen is ruined by these dumbass ugly cars

Enjoyed a fine day of masochism yesterday ☀️ 🌞 including this beautiful bench, long and hostile (foreground) + marathon runners (background). D.BAL.X.1 at Lafayette & Beaubien 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃

Sunshine girls

My least favorite form of hostility: hostility for the sake of the 🌟ART🌟 Downtown alleyway bench at large D.BAL.Y.2 taken 10/20

I saw a skunk for the first time two nights ago and I’m still thinking about it. He seemed very nice and I am now convinced I could get a skunk to be my friend

This man has never heard of a library or librarians

Just saw a toddler dressed as a DDOT bus for Halloween I am sobbing

Should I watch melancholia and ruin my entire day?

DIVA DOWN (D.BAL.P.11 taken today)

Watching the suspiria remake and wow dakota johnson can really suck the life out of any movie she’s in. Not even 3 tilda swintons could save this one

Apologies for the blurry pic but omg I think the mayor is actually at his house!!! I think this is him!! (There’s also a valet for some reason.) I’ve not seen it before and might never see it again but for one night, the maduggian lives!!!

I wanna be a creepy whispering limping aide and close confidant to a monarch so badddddd. Please please let me choreograph politically intriguing behind the scenes machinations I am begging you