You’re telling me that for me to be born it took 1 dad, 1 mom, 4 grandparents, 8 great‑grandparents, 16great‑great‑grandparents… and NONE of them left me even a single plot of land?

La selección de gimnasia rítmica de Venezuela ganó la medalla de plata en la modalidad de conjunto durante el Grand Prix Copa de Campeones Alina Kabaeva de San Petersburgo. fm.uc.edu.ve/2026/03/16/con… (La 3ra foto es de Marianita, integrante del equipo). #OtraBuenaNoticia 🇻🇪 🎉 🤸🏿‍♂️

#20Mar | La estudiante venezolana Claudia Ahmar, de quinto año de Educación Media General del Colegio San Agustín El Paraíso, fue galardonada con una beca al Mérito Presidencial en la Universidad Wentworth Institute of Technology de Boston (Estados Unidos) para cursar la carrera

going to a concert is supposed to be like when you’re going to a museum or the cinema btw, it’s supposed to be fun casual night out enjoying an art form, you’re not supposed to take out loans or max out your credit card for it,, wake up people

“The only real test of intelligence is if you get what you want out of life.”

love telling absolute strangers my favourite magnolia facts: not only did magnolias exist alongside dinosaurs, they existed BEFORE BEES! they used to be pollinated by beetles because bees simply did not exist yet!!!

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

chappell to jorginho’s daughter

Chappell when she sees a kids lemonade stand

i love chappel roan and i obviously dont know her personally but i can tell shes one of those cynical gen z "i dont owe anyone anything" type of friends like u ask her for a glass of water and she starts talking about emotional boundaries

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:

Chappell after she sees a child glance at her.

gente??? a chappell roan colocou o cabelo q ela arrancou da menininha no palco da sua apresentação 💔

Ya me tiene hasta la verga Chappell Roan con sus mamadas de que no quiere ser famosa. Pendeja, agarra los millones que hiciste y largate a esconderte si te molesta tanto sentirte expuesta.

Abs or biceps?? A man who is surrounded by art, but would rather look at me instead.

they’re acting like chappell roan killed her lmaooo

La triatleta de Ciudad Guayana 🇻🇪 Camila Valdez Carreño 🏆ganó el primer lugar en la categoría de 18 a 24 años en el Ironman 70.3 de Curitiba, Brasil. elpitazo.net/deportes/venez… #OtraBuenaNoticia que sí es actual. 🏊 🚴‍♀️ 🏃🏻‍♀️ ¡Bravo, Camila! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

When you overhear someone give the worst take on a topic you're highly educated in but you don't care enough to say anything

"don't borrow grief from the future" might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough

anyways