I take it back. Maybe those giant BMW nostrils aren't so bad after all...

I did a thing this week that I can't talk about for like a month. Is this what it feels like to be one of the cool kids?

How do I get a job as a "official standing ovation time keeper" at one of these film festivals? Heck I'll do it for free! #VeniceFilmFestival

After watching #DeadpoolAndWolverine for the 5th time tonight I can say that it's officially one of my all time favorite movies. Congrats, Ryan Reynolds you made the list! Your plaque is in the mail.

I don't know why Iron Man is trending but whatever the reason is, I agree.

I support Parris's pro-Banjo Kazooie platform!

Footbbbbaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll!!!!! #NFL

Man if I lost a whole-ass #NFL game by a damn toe, I'd be in a bad mood for like a month minimum! #Kickoff2024

Internet is crazy today

Who else has the "Fog Chasers" song stuck in their head today?? @mythical #WonderHole

RIP to a true legend. Thank you for everything James Earl Jones.

700 bucks???!! Without a disc drive? Mannn

He is making it easy for her

Struggling this week TBH but I'm hanging in there.

Also my thoughts are with those hit with layoffs at #Xbox

WTF? What did ya do, drive through an acid lake or something? That tire looks like someone shot it up with a tommy gun.

Cardinals are making it look EASY against the #Rams right now! 😩 Come on, wake up!! #LARvsAZ #NFL

It's been happening so much that I'm actually starting to feel FOMO that I haven't lost to Justin Wong in MvC2 ranked yet. WTF is going on?! #MarvelVsCapcomCollection