That bag Lane is about to secure

Way too many people took the phrase “go make yourself useful” as just a suggestion

What is this Blazers roster? Where all our players at?

I like Deni. I’m not sure I like him enough to run iso clear-outs for him to end quarters/games

Blazers don’t have a PG and don’t have anybody that can hit a 3

The #slide begins

Women prefer “I’m tryna kick it tonight. So baby tell me what that thang smell like”

Most women’s professional athletes that aren’t clout demons or looking for approval from *that* crowd online will openly say the same thing. This isn’t remotely controversial. Serena Williams had to shut down some bozo years ago on the same thing

Once you give us enough money, then we can roll out all the free stuff and make the city affordable and livable for all.

Hear me out: Juárez Cartel spirit night with custom Juárez Cartel jerseys

Someone said the quarter zips are a “fascism indicator”

100%. Playoffs even

jfc Joe, chill out: it’s not worth it

Renamed it the “Gulf of America” and now the hurricanes acting pussy

🗣️ don’t put together and pay for a complex estate plan if nobody in your family understands it or can execute it !

Don’t listen to them Michael Porter Jr. Elite . Only you have the brain to unlock the secrets of the universe ♾️

Why did I have to find out about Malbon Golf 😪

She might be slow, but she puts herself out there and has gusto

Lmao blazers the #slide continues

Boy we about to beat the dog shit outta USC on Saturday