It feels like I’ve been pregnant for a decade

If you use people when it’s convenient for you, you’re a real POS

Anyone else just worry about everything & everyone all the time?

Dude Erika Jane is a bitch!!! Someone needs to put her in her place. #RHOBHReunion

Why is it that everything I like is $1 million dollars

I’m just so glad my husband doesn’t wear skinny jeans and Chelsea boots…

I’ll never understand transition eye glasses😂 just don’t

Everyone needs to go watch the documentary “what is a woman”

If you repost every single birthday post for yourself I’m unfollowing you. Plain and simp

Finally someone setting Sutton straight. Thank you Diana!! #RHOBH

If I can’t have it delivered to my house, I don’t want it

Dude I literally cannot go to the store w/o spending money. Send help

Are you ever just like in the zone driving and then when you get to your destination you don’t even member how you got there??

Nothing makes me more grumpy than when I order an “iced” drink and there’s like 4 ice cubes in it…. Like BRUH

I wish I could just pack up and take Capri and Lola to the beach today⛱

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. blink182.com

It’s so hard to even watch the new season of #vanderpump knowing the info we do now. I feel devastated for Ariana

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped