Huge news for braindead chicks and the unemployed

Nothing worse than thinking you found a steal and it has a salvage title #gutterbunny

Freshman year roommates ex gf just took my order at einstein bros. Had to smell this broads used box for half the year while i slept kys #notip

The wife just told me her dad's side is jewish whats the play here

This office isnt real your internship is just the Truman Show and youre living a lie

Bring back the wishbone offense #makefullbacksgreatagain

Just felt like my bowels completely exited my body and had a ghost wipe is this how Lebron feels all the time?

Lowkey is getting married even worth it anymore

Imagine letting grown men burn a Greek letter into your chest just so you can wear gold boots and harass women like a pitbull with a student loan and a nissan altima #shrink

Wasnt gonna drink tn but hulk and ozzy died back to back so now im gonna slam a 30 and text my ex #itswhattheywouldwant

My parents talking to me about kids being addicted to nicotine

College station I am inside you.

Inaccurate title, none of them are #black

Type beat

Stomp on my balls with steel toes please #holyfuck

"Sorority work week is so hell i have to do nothing all day then take pictures and then film a tiktok and do nothing again" #whatthefuck

?Donde eta las putas? #LatinaOnMySchmeatPlease

Just got an unknown call. Heart an accent. Immediately hung up #nottodayjeet

Dad knew ball holy fuck #marykate

"Muslim" girls on campus cant show their hair because of temptation but can wear tight ass gowns with it showing their F cup honkers #dontcoverthoseuptho