When flight delays hit.... Capital One Lounge in Denver Int'l Airport

The fact that david chang also burns bread if people are talking to him while he's cooking makes me feel better about every time I've burned toast to go with pasta (because someone walked into the kitchen and distracted me).

I love nerding out on Flightradar24. Until I'm tracking my fiance's flight and the flight path looks VERY different than it should.

"Are micro-sabbaticals the answer to our work crisis?" fastcompany.com/91088456/are-m… TLDR; Fast Company is suggesting you take a *checks notes* 10 day vacation 🤦🏼‍♀️

Without fail, this is basically every single experience I've had with americanair ever.

THIS. cnn.com/2024/05/09/opi…

Asking for me...how do you get a scribble from Jon Stewart's The Daily Show opening so you can frame it in your home?

Today's americanair saga - when they give up your paid aisle preferred seat to another passenger and don't tell you before boarding. The only thing that's reliable about #AmericanAirlines is how often they screw me over.

Hi Lufthansa USA - I paid $124 for seat assignments yesterday, then received notification that my separate upgrade offer had been accepted today - paying another $600+ for a premium upgrade. Your chat support won't help with a refund for the original seat costs. Any help here?

An older man complimented my sneakers at the airport. I responded, "Thanks, they're dalmatian print!" To which he pointed out that he's never seen a brown dalmatian, so my shoes must be leopard print and I am wrong. I just got #mansplained animal print by a guy in sweatpants.

Do you like scary movies Drew Barrymore? #halloween

I, too, have chastised my fiance for using a pairing knife to mince garlic. So, I get it Martha Stewart. #Chefknifeorbust Netflix

When Chip Clark messes up so bad, you want to cry. No chips (X2), no quesadilla sides, and a burrito that's mostly lettuce (we didn't even order lettuce on it).

Honestly this is what I deserve for not order mattaco

The highlight of Thanksgiving is my Ja Rule mugshot hoodie.

Last September I announced mandatory return-to-office. Five days a week. I called it a "culture-first initiative." Culture means presence. Presence means badge swipes. Badge swipes mean metrics. Metrics mean I can prove something to the board. I don't know what. But I can