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Nearly cried because the dry cleaner ruined my coat but then the tram driver gave me a thumbs up so it's evened out

Nate Fisher the ultimate fuckboy

If you're the king who I just saw doing a mono on his motorbike all the way up Melville road, my DMs are open

Can't tell if Word is just effing up and shaking on my screen or if I'm getting 3 Body Problemed

Keep accidentally bringing up the Happy Mondays with my 25 year old colleagues and being met with blank stares

Was watching an episode of Six Feet Under where they were in the cinema and no one was wearing glasses. Freaked me out, I can't imagine going in raw eyed.

Every so often I remember I am an adult and can do stuff like just go to karaoke for an hour after dinner on a Tuesday if I want

What if we kissed on the Trades Hall paranormal tour?

Twerking to Solidarity Forever at the May Day dance

'You've heard of Brunswick? That's where I'd start with solar panels on bikes'

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

Jealous of the queens on my tram each holding their own bottle of Gossips wine. They cannot have experienced real hangovers

Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't send you reels of the least funny stand up bits you've ever seen?

Thanks dad

It's popping off in QV San Churro

I'm a woman in STEM (wearing a Uniqlo heattech turtleneck)

Imagine waking up one day and no one knew what The Simpsons was

Rockdog to furniture maker pipeline