#peoplewhodontlift @HenryFrankish

#peoplewhodontlift all of the @TNCricketClub lads #pussies

#peoplewhothinktheyliftbutactuallydontlift Josh Chandler

Just tried to lift something but couldnt because it was too heavy, lol JK nothings to heavy for me to lift #bangingandclanging

@MRace93 Josh Chandler newcastle are toss

@MRace93 Josh Chandler shut up both you boring bellends

Who says you cant find love on tinder...

Ive got no fans

"Danni Bennett: Actually dying on the inside with how much weight I've put on. #chubs" shocckkkkk a beg from danni

"Duncan Ballantyne: Back in Newcastle! Time for a pint! #Beer #Toon #Uni #Poly " worlds best hashtagger back with a bang

Anyone wanting an incredibly dull tweet by tweet account of the Newcastle game follow @MRace93

@MRace93 sorry michael, i feel a bit mean

Happy times with declan the deck shoe, getting with him in flares made my birthday #missyou

declan the deck shoe Alistair Shields What will #GlendatheGlove say!? #StudentProblems

On wednesday we start our season without the support of our mascot declan the deck shoe, we will remain strong in adversity

Good luck to the @TNCricketClub boys in their 1st games of the season, im gunna spend my day snapchatting dick pics to southern chicks

Wish i was in the toon with this boii smoking cafe cremes with James G #slotterrrrrrr

@AnnaWhadcock just reminiscing...

@AnnaWhadcock missing you man, missing you

@AnnaWhadcock do you know the origins of the world Sunderland?