All of you are going on my list.

I’m gonna take your dad you cowards

You know me so well.

Thanos looks like Grimace if he started working out.

Put chapstick on and tell me I remind you of your wife 😫

She gets it.

If any of you hurt Yukio I will personally come and kick the shit out of you.

God, she’s so fuckin’ CUTE.

Colossus said it’s my turn to be carried like a baby

I don’t see anything incorrect about this, this is a real Thor quote???

You guys ever go to a stripclub to talk about your problems?

// night y’all, sorry for all of Wade’s bullshit.

What’s popping, UGGGGHUUU

I’m a 10 stuck in a 3s body.

:deal acitos:

We out herw

Does anybody actually hate Thor?

Do you think the angsty teen will mind if I steal her clothes?

My pockets are filled with beefaroni, I’m officially ready to start the work day.

Can I change my name to Dung-Beetle and join your little group band.