Being 30 never feels right until you catch yourself filling up your flask with sparkling water from the table for your ride home after a night out

Had one of those days today where I've been all - hold on... what are we all meant to be doing again?! so embarrassing when you forget the meaning of life!

I impulsively deleted my old account after cringing reading old tweets 🙃

Got given a really nice advent calendar at work and am ashamed to admit that I have opened all the doors and eaten all the chocolates already.