Hey bitches I’m back idk what’s up on twitter anymore and I can’t wait to find out

I’m in my kitchen listening to Steely Dan while baking on Christmas morning, and just realized that I have become my mother.. but I am also having a great time...

I just reread all of my tweets. I’m funny!

Coworker just asked me if people still wear “big pants” to the rave

I will never ever wear a bra again

It deeply bothers me to hear her called The Notorious RBG. Like...so deeply.

dogs are liberals cats are leftists

so he watched slavery happen and did nothing?

Honestly, the fact that anyone would respond to this election by asking, “how can we make more appeals to people who voted for Trump?” and not “How do we invest more in BIPOC organizing & appealing to the poor & people who didn’t vote at all?” is about being invested in whiteness

Do not use derogatory terms, such as insane, crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged, unless they are part of a quotation that is essential to the story. Avoid using mental health terms to describe unrelated issues. Don’t say that an awards show, for example, was schizophrenic.

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til i do not like cool ranch doritos

TRUMP JUST TRASHED MY SMART,KIND,AMAZING FRIEND, ANDERSON COOPER😤 🍗🚽s🍟AFRAID OF A MAN WHO CANT B BULLIED‼️SAID IT B4, TRUMP HAS NO BALLS‼️

IM FKNG FURIOUS‼️ANDERSON IS THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF INTEGRITY ‼️🍗🚽🍟IS TRASH‼️

Thinking about tweeting again. I'm lazy tho. IDK.

I asked my therapist what it means to be grounded and she laughed

Missing my bowl cut today :'-(