reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment

LinkedIn posts be like: I spilled coffee today, but it taught me leadership.

trix yogurt

Carlos is the only player in the world that can hit that angle consistently on the drop shot 🤯

TICKET PUNCHED 🎟️ #TheCollege🌴🏀

Salute to a Buckeye legend 🫡 Thank you, Bruce Thornton 👏 #MarchMadness

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of University of Michigan in my life

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten

its NOT a phase

next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

" Who remembers walking around the grocery store with their mom, just pulling coupons for no reason?

My friend over there likes you. My friend:

Charleston has hired Akron head coach John Groce, source told @thefieldof68. 

Groce, 54, has taken the Zips to three consecutive NCAA Tournament appearances and gone dancing four of the last five seasons. Groce will replace Chris Mack, who left Charleston after two seasons

me: 2026 is going to be my year me, three months in:

gif of the year

Pulled a muscle just watching this tbh 😬 #USClay

The blue aesthetics will always be the most beautiful of Disney

Ahora sí hablemos en serio de la foto. Este es un trino para interesados en fotografía, astrofotografía y el que quiera ¿Por qué esta foto es increíble? Algún conspiranóico, dándoselas de suspicaz, preguntó que por qué esta foto tomada por el comandante del Artemis II se veía más

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter. I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.