i asked future if he wanted to try on a coat to make sure it was the right size and he looked me in the eyes and said “boy i wear clothes every single day”

future say shit like "your racks will neva b honorable" i really fuck wit dude music alot

I got atheist shooters they gon blasphemy

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my son is watching his first winter olympics. he just said “daddy, why don’t both teams just ask AI to build the optimal training strategy, and vibe code an app to track KPIs?” he's 37 and i am so sick of him

Who called them ‘Ex-fiancées’ and not ‘Near-Mrs’ ?

laptop outside in the sun = fuckall is getting done

People who do the “so good, so good” bit in Sweet Caroline

Ciara crawling and dancing on the car while Ludacris slid on his verse is Black history!

Kate Scott has absolutely nailed it. Every word is spot on.

Enough time has passed, that Not Like Us song was terrible. 😭😭😭😭

No DNA, Just RSA! 🇿🇦

anything but arm day

Fucking size on him Cunts built like a Range Rover evoque 😂😂

Smart move Kasongo.

the natural scent of a woman you love

i get mad zooted i got this bad thing i recruited

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change