new “I’m looking respectfully” just dropped

RIP Alexander Graham Bell, you would've loved Nintendo Switch 2 Camera

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS UK CONFIRMED!!!!

Genuinely unreal to see speculation of this magnitude for a confirmed and incoming *Universal Studios* theme park in the UK. We Brits just aren't used to this sort of thing. The parks we have currently are all deteriorating relics from the 1800s with names like Tetanus Hills

you best start believin’ in European Disney Adults…… I AM ONE

Hollywood, 1939. Amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling young movie town at the height of its golden age, the Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right. Now, something is about to happen that will change all that

imagine you’re at the airport about to go on vacation and you see nathan fielder dressed in a pilot’s outfit #therehearsal

Me if they cast Hunter Schafer as Princess Zelda:

“They closed our show? So what’re they doing with the building?” “You old fool, didn’t you hear? This is where they’re putting Monsters.” “They’re moving The Hall of Presidents?” “OOOOHOHOHO”

Disney, hire me to write the dialogue for the Muppets Rock 'n' Roller Coaster

I may not have much but at least I have you, ballpoint pen shaped like Mary Poppins’ umbrella

Drop the “Twitter”. Just X. It’s cleaner.

No offence to this particular man but I do kind of hate that you can’t just exist in a public space anymore without someone potentially filming you for content

Good to see he's still getting work

You’ve got to respect the “sinking straight to the floor” technique. Truly a wild move given the situation. I hope he’s still down there. Just lying flat

The virgin Sphere Las Vegas AI slop Wizard of Oz: The chad Wizard of Oz film restoration: “We’re not doing digital enhancement…we’re not creating false information. We’re peeling away the layers that have prevented you from seeing what’s been on those negatives all these years”

“A few years ago, the Walt Disney Company and Kodak invented a totally new way to make 3D movies. An extraordinary camera was custom built and used only once to create a magical 3D fantasy shown exclusively at Walt Disney World in Florida and Disneyland”

Undercover operative Miyazaki-san, stand down. The AI threat has been neutralized. Return to base for debriefing