Mince pies with extra thick double cream for breakfast again. In entirely unrelated news, all my shirts seem to have shrunk in the wash.

What’s your top tip, Corgi for letting us live without hot water and heating during freezing conditions? A new boiler we’ve been paying insurance for might be a good one. Loving seeing our breath indoors and chipping off ice in the windows inside.

Introducing… my new book! I cannot wait for you all to meet THE OTHER MOTHERS … out on June 8 and available to preorder now. If you liked GREENWICH PARK, I think you’ll love this 💚

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Madonna Madonna. So good I’m seeing her twice.

The last thing Christophe and I were expecting is the patter of tiny feet. 12 in all!

Well really.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love Hugh Grant any more than I already do. As colleagues will attest given a huge (Hughe?) poster on my wall for Teams meetings

It’s not every day someone turns your cover into a tattoo Ali Shaw Bloomsbury Books UK Thank you for sending, David - You’re a braver man than me!

TO LOVE IS TO FALL... The curtain will soon rise on The Ghost Theatre... will you be there? Mat Osman waterstones.com/book/the-ghost…

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Renaming this one Dora the Explorer.

I dunno what this is all about. You have to make your own entertainment on our street.

I’m melting!

Next beach read sorted.

Or …

And suddenly, his life was complete.

Bloomsbury’s brilliant design department is looking for a new designer with plenty of experience in commercial covers. Details here: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…