The Winter Olympics should just be called the Slippery Olympics.

Yes, I did just realize this morning in the quiet clarity of my morning drive that the new Reacher is the same guy who played Young Scully in that Brooklyn Nine-Nine flashback episode.

Congratulations to Robert Pattinson for completing his transition from vampire boy to Batman.

Would've been more appropriate if they'd just cut Darth Maul's screen time in half.

Didn't click, but I'm guessing Pat is being replaced by a self-service kiosk. And also the wheel is now filled with soup that splashes everywhere when spun. This is how we read news now anyway, so we can all accept this as fact.

For about 10 years, I hosted Oscars parties. Covid and children changed that. ...dammit

Can you imagine the jokes Ricky Gervais would've had?

TIL that Nicolas Cage's current wife, who is expecting his child, is 26, which means she's six years younger than the actress who portrayed his daughter in Con Air. Happy Friday.

I asked DALL-E Mini for an image from the end of my life. What a peaceful setting in which to be murdered by a youthful silhouette. On the plus side, we've got a few absolutely bangin emo album covers here.

I very super decline.

If you're lucky enough to live in a state that still believes in reproductive rights, reach out to your friends and family who live in those 19th-century states and offer a place for them or their daughters to stay, if they ever need it. This is what it's come to.

Dusting off this account to tell you to GO VOTE TODAY! It's pretty important.