Uber: nimefika Me:

Me adding "Nyanya shi ngapi hapo kwenu" into a dying talking stage

That's Ronaldo's left foot goals😭

A dominant performance from Chelsea in the semi-finals ⏮️ #UECL

"If you have a city and it has a marathon, we have won that marathon!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease

Kūambūrana ta hema cia macakaya

Me greeting kids everywhere I go "sasa,unaitwa nani?"

😂😂😂like this wallahi😂😂😂

roster haijawai kua ivi since i was a teenager

304 crosses in 35 games? Are you a catholic priest?

That was the kind of 6th Amorim left us with. 4 points to top 4, 5 points to 14th and I was hearing something something good trajectory 😂😂😂

Apo Tao: Bazu bazu ni promote, promote yut Me: Why not? Yut fi yut😂 I get to the house🥲😳 Enyewe kila mtu anajua kilichomleta Nairobi Nilicheka tu😂

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL FIFTEENTH

pesa hizo zote but uko huku ukisaka attention kama madem wa luthuli , men really are the prize

We will gladly send you more pictures and assist yall to beat her ass

If you followed me because of "hee fejo"🤣🤣 shauri yako. Here I hate on Ruto and his cronies na Kila siku ni WANTAM na Gachagua ni mjinga

Polepole utaturushia mafi