Sometimes you just have to stop and marvel at this incredible province — filled to the brim with epidemiologists, geopolitical experts, military strategists and now forestry and fire behaviour specialists. God guard thee, Newfoundland... (and Labrador.)

Off-road vehicle ban in place province-wide in forested areas. As it should be. Thoughts and prayers to Paddy Daly.

Am I the only one who does this? Whenever I buy edibles — which isn't very often, by the way — I have to get them with some CBD in there. I view CBD like cannabis vegetables. If you don't eat your CBD then you can't have your THC. I'm the only one who does this, aren't I?

📢 Public Advisory: Public Advisory: Evacuation ALERT Issued for Job’s Cove An immediate precautionary evacuation alert has been issued for the unincorporated area of Job’s Cove, on the north side of Conception Bay. Residents are asked to be ready to evacuate on very short

"I wanna believe in the mercy of the world again. Make it rain." Tom Waits

Follow my patented Program of Success and you too can borrow your cousin Shawn's 2000 Dodge Viper GTS. #Charlatans #DiesForEm #ColourMeMotivated #LifeInTheFastLane

Oh, NOW da Gobbermint lets it rain. Friggin' Trudeau, b'y.

There’s a doc series on the horribleness of The Biggest Loser, and I’m here for it. As a side note: I want to kick Trainer Bob in the pills.

Tariff the shit out of Canada and the world. And then, talk trade with Russia. Cool. Super cool.

Me listening to the earnings call of a company I own 1 share in

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but, frost can’t form on a fire. This is due, in part, to the fact that “fire,” as we inow it, is actually made of fucking fire. For the love of God people. Stop. Just stop. #nlwx

The best part about a pissing contest in space is that there’s zero gravity. So that’ll be fun to watch.

Folks on Facebook complaining about people being too kind. This is 1000% the problem. Kindness. Kindness got me rotted.

THEY CAN FLY?

Phonse has learned a valuable lesson today — one that I also learned in my youth. You never. And I mean never ever... try and eat tinfoil. They're for hats, kiddo. #GoldenDoodleProblems

This was a pretty cool moment. Mom can’t really talk any more. Best gift ever. #Alzheimers

H'Alien Ert's fried. #TVReviews

The Missus Downstairs Season 4. Coming August 28th. Only on Fibe TV1

Sat in the cardiac cath lab this morning staring at a dude with an iPhone in his right hand and an Android in his left. Working them both like mad. Calm da frig down, Bloomberg. No wonder you're in the cardiac cath lab, bah. You spiked my blood pressure just lookin' at ya.

I really don't like Science fiction all that much. Space? Meh. BUT.... Alien: Earth is excellent.