First guy to date a bipolar chick must’ve been like wowwww. What the fuuuuck is going onnnn

i was sold from the start with SINNERS but the moment Ludwig synced these guitar hits to the match strikes i knew this movie was really something special

they're giving themselves medals for mishandling a measles outbreak

spottie ottie

If I was named Jeff I’d constantly be saying things like “jeffinately” and “I jeffed up”

I met John Mulaney back in 2022 and he’s white excellence in my book

It scares me how uncreative kids become by middle school. In first grade, they're devising lunar-based rainbow lasers that murder elephant poachers from space. By 12, that's gone. Creativity over. Onto a lifetime of consumerism.

the world has changed so much in 40 years that no record keeping has been sufficient

elon vs trump: blood test drug screening

"Say Drake"

elons detox? just blew up in his face, he's gonna get higher than ever tonight

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me

The fact that the simulated world in The Matrix is set in the '90s aged way better than it had any right to.

Verhoeven's America

I will say, on a personal note: this is VERY funny. The idea of ordering a car fire on demand is such an absurd synecdoche for our times. Not a political judgment! You’re not allowed to yell at me!

iOS '98

U.S. Marine Corps General (Ret.) John Kelly reveals President Trump's consistent readiness to use the military against Americans, a pattern that began in his first term.

oh cool. normal.