A grand example of my Patriot Theory: anytime you turn on a radio show or podcast with “patriot” in the title, you’re going to hear some old white guy yell about how much America sucks.

Ooh, she’s tired, she’s overbooked

Until Thom Yorke plays Jack Wagner's "All I Need" live solo, do not bother me.

This Rogan interview really is the first time Donald Trump has been asked a follow-up question as detailed as "huh?"

This are some weak-ass thumbs-downs. These are some Maury-ass thumbs-downs, and in fact most of them are kind of thumbs-sidewayses, giving the effect of “me, this is about me.”

This is bad!

You know, Dick Cheney also endorsed Harris, yet he does not do a lil open-mic riff about HIM getting executed. Isn’t that WEIRD?

Even if you’re going to use this argument, that Liz Cheney has sent people to war and that’s why she should have 9 barrels pointed at her, is that not EXTREMELY more true of Dick Cheney? And yet he would not dare. IT IS STRANGE, RIGHT?

The problem, you see, is that Donald Trump hasn’t been on television enough.

The Election is tomorrow.

But you can’t deny he looks hot.

I’m on Bluesky and Threads and IG, same name. On TikTok I’m officialjuicenewton.

Look at her messy lil Judi Dench moment

I’m on Bluesky, screen name above. Also on Threads, @daveholmes. See ya later, X.

I can confirm VP Vance is not mad, please dont put in the newspaper that he got mad.

Bullshit.

Whatever gay shit they have you doing on camera we already know you do, and whatever respect you think you will lose with the public the public never had for you. Wake on up, baby.

For “cherry slices” alone, you must resign.

STEELY VANCE

Cool column! Tell this guy.