this is crazy.

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

You know you could've just spelled out San Andreas

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

alexe

Danilo If it’s not smooth after the dryer, then that’s the outfit’s personality

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

Democrat: I think our tax dollars should go towards giving kids free lunch in schools. Republican: I think our tax dollars should go towards bombing school aged children in a brown country that we destabilized decades ago. Centrists: I cAnT tElL tHeSe tWo pArTiEs ApArt

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

Jay-Z shares his thoughts on the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef, explaining why he believes it went too far: "In this day and age, it's so much negative stuff that comes with it, you almost wish it didn't happen... It's almost like it's a final thing. Now, people that like

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

Jane is a bigger person than me, i would have brought up the fracking

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one