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I asked Costco if I can take my membership picture with a hot dog They said yes

A spring day that feels like summer

One of the best scenes in the whole show.

The marketing for this movie is crazy

Had some great meetings I could’ve used this at.

Private event I got invited to (but have to miss) is having Kygo dj. FOMO is extremely high that guy doesn’t miss.

Well the carp is right there. Ketchup isn’t in its normal spot, easy to miss.

OFFICIAL LIST OF THE 100 PEOPLE IT WOULD TAKE TO DEFEAT A GORILLA

I’d be down bad after eating 2 of these in one sitting.

“The guacamole, double steak Chipotle burritos loans are your AAA loans. Rock solid. But there’s a bunch of junk-rated McChicken loans packed in here. And if those default at 8%, then the entire bond fails”

Infinitely better.

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

Listening to NVIDIA earnings call to find out whether my future children will be attending private school or not

Someone give me one reason why I shouldn’t buy this

thats hilarious

i fear we may be down bad

And there we have it, the worst Thursday of all time

A dad visiting his sons newly purchased home