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Life comes at you fast.

dammit, now what am I gonna do with this?

Rest of the world right now:

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

you're doing great, boys, now release each other's tax returns

It just keeps getting uglier.

we’re probably 2-3 tweets maximum from learning the truth about Trump’s weight or Elon’s botched penis

the Epstein files are like the floating door at the end of Titanic - I'm pretty sure there's enough room on there for both of them

All this back and forth has me so tempted to unblock Elon and Trump except that I don't want to

THIS

I'd say yes except for the fact that a rogue popcorn kernel chipped a molar of mine on the weekend leading to an unplanned trip to the dentist on Monday and I'm still bitter

Truth Social has crashed from the traffic surge and in so doing accidentally created a hauntingly poignant image.

Trump coup d’état time. Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are going to try to coup d’état Trump to put JD Vance in power. The Kremlin propagandists are backing Musk as well.

Yup

Nothing says American First than two narcissists making threats to destroy America bc they broke up.

So today turned out better than any of us expected..

Seriously!

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