Long shot, but if anyone knows a woman named Marie who went for a hike at Cathedral Ranges today, can you tell her I enjoyed our chat and would like to have another? Thanks.

Hey ABC News, much as I respect Antony Green, he’s not the AEC. Leading your articles the next day with ”Antony Green has called it” rather than “this is the likely result” is smug and self-congratulatory.

Hey ⁦SBS Australia⁩, you might need to update your On Demand descriptions. Unless you guys know something about Theresa May that the rest of us don’t...?

When you’ve written a whole part of your episode about pandemics about 7 months ago... #TheGreatAcceleration

The best part will be when Melania divorces Donald J. Trump’s arse on January 21.

OK, so which Liberal Party minister *hasn’t* been rooting his (and always his) staff? #fourcorners

Whatever song that Double J is playing right now was the song my neighbour played on repeat at 2am for two weeks just before he bashed down my other neighbour‘s door and stole his car at knifepoint. Not how I wanted to unwind after work #triggered

Today’s Comic: True Crime Documentaries.

All that time worrying about 'antifa', and now it turns out it was the good old-fashioned 'fa' all along

He should be tried, imprisoned, and digitally removed from Home Alone 2.

Losing my mind with excitement

Who boos a vaccine? #AusOpen

Meanwhile, on the other side of Mars...

Look, the pandemic is obviously horrific, but I doubt I would have been able to join the studio audience of Quite Interesting from my living room at 5am in Melbourne without it, so swings and roundabouts, I guess.

I find it SO annoying when plaques don’t tell you what the person is famous for. This guy, for example, invented the elixir of eternal life, but is that mentioned here? No.

Very much enjoying watching Barty and Peers discuss tactics with their hands discreetly over their mouths in case the Russians 20 metres away can read their lips #Tokyo2020

I thought I was the only person who loved names that are sentences, Andrew Hunter Murray My list also includes former South Australian Premier Mike Rann, Ben Folds, and for extra points, people with modal verb middle names, like my friend’s sister Rosie May Hope.

rrr.org.au on the wayback machine is incredible Breakfasters 3RRR 😂

Deadstar followed by Paul Kelly. I see what you did there, Double J #deeperwater

FYI Andrew Hunter Murray: the Australian letters and numbers show based on Countdown is called Letters and Numbers.