“Non-executive director?”

Ah Rod Pocket. Great singer.

Is Ragee Omaar ok or is the autocue screwed? ITV News

Cannot get this tune out of my head.

Watching the #golf. Dame Laura Davies going full Gary Neville .

Half past August

#StarmervsSunak #ITVDebate

#ITVDebate

Yippicayay…

Me (yelling upstairs): anything up there for the dishwasher? 15 yo Son: *brings down 5 beakers, 2 ramekins and one plate* Me: what the…? Son: well I don’t know! Me: well who else took them up there? The fucking borrowers?

Getting serious Hacker T Dog vibes off my dog rn

*AN* HISTORICAL BATTLE *@benonwine pulls trigger anyway*

Is #LamineYamal 16 by any chance?

BREAKING: Harry Kane announces retirement from international football on June 1st

Noel Edmonds Club

Just seen there’s a place called North Southwark. Why isn’t it just called Northwark? Or Centralwark?

Tried to download the update of the Evri app this morning. Still waiting. My next door neighbour just came round and told me it downloaded to his phone.

Sure. Why have the people elect a government when you can simply buy one. That’s exactly how democracy should work. Absolute wrong-uns, politicians, the lot of them.

Fans at Bergamo airport give Kyle Walker emotional send off following successful 6 months loan period at AC Milan.

I won Facebook today.