Lakers selling majority stake to Mark Walter…wow

Dated an Iranian girl…it’s possible for Jews and Muslims to get along

Boom

Landed in Rome and tried to make small talk with the customs agent by saying “cappuccino assassino eh” but was immediately deported

Hey Tarek Mansour why are the sports scores on Kalshi so delayed? Assuming the issue is not my instance

Monitoring the situation

American voters continue to impress

Picked the warmest week in years to return to Philly

The more you spend on a wedding the shorter the marriage will last

Elon should focus on politics and hand off leadership of Tesla

“Had the choice to stay with my soon to be ex wife and enjoy AC or stay in my townhome without AC in 110° weather and 92° overnight…chose the latter”

Spam DMs out of control…gave up trying to manage them

Caught up on the Soham Parekh saga…shows how many clueless and trusting startup founders are out there, the same ones who are full of themselves. Very common scam to have a PM outsource work. Next step is raise from a16z then hire multiple Soham Parekhs

Every recent president has been full of shit and people are worried about Mamdani pretending to be Black in his college application

Through it all still proud to be an American

LMAO at everyone who thought the Epstein files would be fully released

Tariffs on Kazakhstan? Very niiice

Turns out the Epstein client list was saved to OneDrive

Grok just got all rizzed up

Need an ESPN graphic every time AI compares steal researchers from each other with pro athlete level comp packages