game day

OH NO 😃 IM GUTTED 😆 WHAT A SHAME 😂

Nic Cage isn't an actor. They simply film him doing his day-to-day activities and it's so interesting they release the footage.

Fucking nerd.

If you're going out to eat in this heat and complaining that the food is taking longer than usual because the chefs are trying to take breaks so they don't overheat, then you're officially a cunt.

Look out for each other. Steve.

All this apologising, we've basically become what we took the piss out of United for over the past 5 years.

Liverpool fans at the start of the season | Liverpool fans today

There isn’t a single pair of glasses that can help VAR

When you DEFEND VAR because it didn’t affect your team vs when it AFFECTS you. Just like Arteta and VAR, no consistency.

Weed. Oh you mean... Gay?

A lot of female pundits are absolutely top drawer, and Barton would have them all taken off air because they "didn't play to his level" - as if that makes a difference. Owen, Jenas, Redknapp - all shit pundits who this thug won't call out because they're male. What a cunt.

How do you know if a Twitter user plays on PC? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

#MUNLIV

You'd think a fucking movie critic would learn not to attack somebody's weight after they all did it to Chadwick Boseman and it turned out he was fucking terminal. What a cretin.

Carlo Ancelotti welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

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