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i fw ppl tht say wtf they gotta say at 7:56 am

Lil Wayne's reaction to spilling his drink will always be funny

life is all about balance

kamala didn’t lose because she’s a woman. she lost because she’s fucking stupid.

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff.

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

i’m so grateful for everything in my life

As a woman who wants to go far in life, Speak up immediately when somebody disrespects you.

need a beach day with a delicious sub and kettle chips real bad like this exact combo

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

how do I get paid to tweet, cause I got a lot to say Elon Musk

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this is how you sample a MJ song btw

It's Hello Kitty Night at Dodger Stadium and Hello Kitty is in the air. 😍

i love when ppl are rude cuz omg no way my turn

When Ariana Grande was laughing because Lil Wayne was smoking weed beside her 😭😭

said this to myself in the mirror like 15 times today already