The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

Some people just don’t have the skill set to do anything original

me when i overshare when i could have been mysterious:

i hate when people take my isolation negatively like can i chill

Waiting for this addiction to hit me

This plays and I start levitating

this is how it feels to see my girls after a hard day

Kim is quite literally the baddest bitch on earth

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny.

finding out that love is not enough gotta be one of the worst experiences as an adult

Mercury is in the microwave rn don’t trust your feelings

no nigga could boost my ego these niggas will fuck with anyone

Some men send you to Pilates in a Range Rover on a random Tuesday & others send you to therapy. Choose wisely.

Finally experienced the cannon event of having to break up with someone even though you are both still in love n wanna be together. Life is deliciously painful

a man who comforts you after an argument instead of acting cold & mean is a man for me.

Ignorance is bliss