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Choosing your favourite out of France vs Argentina is like choosing a favourite out of these bellends

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Mac Allister in Buenos Aires when De Zerbi asks him to play against Charlton tonight

Arteta running after Xhaka at the end is killing me😂🤣 #TOTARS

Belgrade 1-4 Emerald. Negotiated a tricky away tie to advance to the quarters of the Charity Cup. First game since the end of November so we were looking particularly heavy. Scraping the barell on lookalikes now; here is friend of the club Slim Ade & American A-Lister Jonah Hill.

Red Lion Wanderers 1-4 Emerald. A good away victory in our first league game of 2023 keeps us in the upper echelons of the league table. This week's lookalike is former club secretary and all-round nice guy Rich Mcgovern & former Radio 1 DJ Nick 'Grimmy' Grimshaw.

Warstones 4-3 Emerald. Our decent unbeaten streak comes to an end in a great game for the neutral, that Warstones nicked in the last minute. This week's lookalike is former midfield general and controversial social media presence Craig Perks & Stafford born Comedian Dave Gorman.

Emerald 1-1 Sporting Athletic. Fair result overall in what was a full blooded encounter. This week's lookalike is the very attentive assistant club secretary Phil Kelly & the best butcher in Weatherfield, Fred Elliott.

SATURDAY: Wolves vs Bournemouth. Club open from 10:30AM for pre-match drinks and will be open after the game too. Villa vs Arsenal on the big screen. Madri available on tap, best Guinness in Wolverhampton and some of the lowest prices on beer in town!🍺🐺#wwfc #wolvesaywe #WOLBOU

Listen Tour de Nonce, the bus turned right because it could, you dressing like a shit power ranger doesn’t mean the world stops

Sundats 2-1 Emerald. Groundhog day as the champions beat us by the odd goal as per.

Shearer now,joining Ian Wright in pulling out of Match Of The Day on Saturday in support of Gary Lineker. Jesus,at this rate it’ll be be hosted by The Famileigh or worse still those 3 sex pests that can’t light a cigar.

Dynamo 50 1-8 Emerald. Good availability and performance yesterday. On a sombre note, we'd like to express our deepest sympathy to the family of big local character Billy Basra, and to current player Mike Davies, who sadly lost his father over the weekend. RIP both 🙏

Emerald 1-1 Sundats [4-3 on pens). Finally secured a win against these after a countless run of defeats. Mad game involving 3 red cards that took spot kicks to decide. We ride into the final at Molineux...

Hawkins 3-0 Emerald. A very tame end to the league campaign, resounding defeat. We have got a lookalike to lighten the mood, all action attacker Mike Davies & childish film and TV character Mr Bean.

Wolverhampton Charity Cup final this Thursday, 7pm ko at Molineux. Emerald vs Hawkins. All support/abuse is appreciated, and everyone more than welcome in the club after 👍

coming up 5 years Still N.EV.

Today's result; AFC Bradmore 0-1 Emerald. Hard fought victory, not much of a game for the neutral. More importantly, we'd like to wish long serving defender George Ray and big friend of the club Kieran Lawlor all the best on their beaver hunting trip to Asia and Australia🙏