“Venmo to buy the bride a drink” Now why the fuck would I do that?

There should be a +6” wingspan filter on hinge

Roman.

Cam Schlittler next weekend

DRAKE MAYE STEFON DIGGS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

I know they picked up Christ Essandoko but #2 seems a little too high

Cam Schlittler will not play in tonight’s crucial Game 4 matchup against the Bluejays due to an Ovarian Cyst

#MakeChilliWhileYouWorkFromHomeThenFartAtTheBarFridays

BC football is so ass, I almost feel bad going today to hate watch

50 years of plague and famine for your bloodline Adrian Hill

It feels good waking up everyday knowing I wasn’t one of those Pats fans who said we should’ve taken JJ McCarthy over Drake Maye after JJ played one good quarter of football vs the Bears

How it feels to have believed in Drake Maye from the start

Thinking about the dude that had a crockpot of meatballs in his office

Derkack vs Mela vs Vaaks for 2026 white boy of the year

Anytime you can get two dorks argue about ticket prices on a spaces with hundreds of people you gotta do it

St John’s vs UConn in every single space every single time