I feel like your first tweet should say something profound and meaningful but I have nothing to say right now so this is what you’re getting I’m afraid.

Stop trying so hard.

Tea in a glass. Are you actually okay?

Anyone else miss the original Myspace or is it just me?

Also, don’t ask why I’m awake at 4am thinking about the original Myspace. I got issues.

Lukaku. Stick.

Sterlingggggggg!

Did a run on the #NikeRunClub app today and forgot to activate the correct week on my plan so I had to do it again to make it show as complete. Not fun. Luckily it was one of the short optional runs and not a long run.

What the fuck was that?

GET. THE. FUCK. IN.

Come on!

Over the moon that we are smashing it but annoyed I forgot to swap my captain to Kane on my Euro fantasy team. #itmightactuallybecominghomebutprobablynot

4-0

Jokes on them, they've got the tune wrong. x.com/FootballJOE/st…

I’m not very good at this whole tweeting malarkey. Very inconsistent and never meaningful.

I’m banging at tweeting 🐣

This evening has been a lot.