me, when I saw xhaka starting

"Sorry there's no leg room I wanted to bring half a carton of eggs home from holiday"

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178,000 bereaved families left kicking themselves for not writing ‘leaving drinks’ on the order of service.

How is this real lmao

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Didn't realise the Government emergency alert at 3pm was going to be about the Spurs score.

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Never even liked tennis anyway.

both killed by a Cybertruck RIP

Grok has gone woke x.com/i/grok/share/H…

MORE ONE CLUB BUSINESS

Brian and Lois are having a day!

is there a Balls Cheney

Pitch at Spurs is looking a bit ropey around the goalmouths. The women’s team playing there once all season no doubt to blame.

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i fucking love him

HAWK TUA

always astounds me how many people choose to spend what is clearly their first day on earth on the concourse at a football stadium