I am laying in the sun looking at clouds. That puffy one looks like you. ”Phil?“ I say. No answer. I guess were still not speaking.

Paul crunched all of the bags of potato chips on the store shelves. If he couldn't eat them on his diet, neither would anyone else.

I lived inside the walls of the mall, eating food from the trash. I watched the shoppers and waited for Mom. She said she'd be right back.

“Do you love me Phillip?” asked Pricilla. “That’s a silly question” he replied, still looking at his paper. “I thought so” she said.

"Firetruck!" yelled 5 year old Billy. His Mom had told him his Dad was a fireman. When he got older he set fires, hoping to meet Dad.

Paul was running out of options. The world was closing in. His survival instinct did the only thing it could, blame someone else.

The coin dropped into the slot and that sweet feeling returned. My problems faded. I am powerful. You cannot stop me. I AM Ms. Pacman.

Your eyes were a different color when we awoke. I knew you'd been replaced. Considered my options and played along. New you was good in bed.

Before his date with Sara, Duane drenched himself with cologne to cover up the fact he'd become one of the undead over the weekend.

I hid in the in-between, the time/space between my cubicle and the meeting rooms. Always moving, never stopping anywhere I could be fired.

Zara woke up to find the severed head of a pink My Little Pony in her bed. The message was clear. She returned her brother's GI Joe.

Мaјкa ти ли јa бaрaше тaму!! - единицa меркa зa ќoтек у нaјaвa.

ова можевме да сме јас и ти

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Патување Скопје - Охрид: Крст Орел Крст Орел Мекици Орел Крст Дан требит смештај

Старо постче: Македонија е када во која бившиот премиер прди, а парламентарното мнозинство и вмровската клиентела му ги фаќаат меурчињата!

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