This is dangerously wrong Sports Illustrated. A negative result does not confirm someone isn't infected. Please read the test's instructions filed with the FDA. si.com/nba/2020/03/21…

I'm excited by the fact Rebecca's Private Idaho and @DirtyKanza200 just became a stage race, with five rest/travel days in between... :)

The USAGov government is still supporting the World Health Organization (WHO)... via the stimulus check it sent me. We'll only beat #COVID19 with science and collaboration.

Can you see the GU Energy Labs packet? I'm actually kinda amazed this worked. Thanks for getting me home, Salted Caramel!

If you're looking for a challenge this summer, this is going to be a pretty epic way to be socially distant AND go on an awesome adventure :) rebeccasprivateidaho.com

Hey Care.com, you are sending me emails for an account I never registered. There is no contact info on your website. Please stop. You shouldn't be sharing someone else's medical info with me! I'm sure that's illegal...

Hi AT&T, I have tried to alert you via email to the fact you have given me access to someone else's account, but you haven't replied in weeks. Should I log into their account and cancel it? I don't know how else to protect their security if you won't reply...

Hi Boost Mobile. I am not a customer, but you are sending me account information for one of your customers, and provide no contact info for me to alert you other than Twitter. Please stop!

Hi Costco and Avis Car Rental, you have sent me someone else's car rental information. I couldn't find a contact email to alert you about this...

Insecure fishermen...

Froot Loops without the pretence of actually containing fruit...

Sweet air by the cyclist, but I sure fear for that pedestrian...

Warning! Adorable little cows...

That sure is a lot of ink. But that building is gonna be very upset once it realizes its tattooist can't spell "Monster"...

Hi Niantic, you just started sending me information about someone's child. I can't find out how to report abuse on your website, so this is the only way I can contact you...

Hi GoPro. I am trying to contact customer support about an issue. Your Salesforce chat application doesn't work and calls from your call center have no audio. I don't know how else to contact you. Please help!

Habrá muchas noticias sobre Madrid las próximas semanas. Pero alguna vez habeis pensado como sería España sin Madrid, El Intermedio? Sería un donut...

The #SuperLeague's logo is literally the null sign from math. Which implies its set of teams will soon be empty...

So I don't tweet very often (I may have forgotten my password...), but... The talented Andrew Vontz chatted to me for his awesome Choose The Hard Way series. If you want to hear what I said: choosethehardway.com/episodes/2021/… (Also, I really recommend listening to all the other stories there!)

No entiendo cómo @iberia ha eliminado mi reserva sin notificarme. Tampoco cómo no puede ayudarme ni me ha pedido disculpas por mi perdida de tiempo y dinero...