Guess who’s quack. Quack again. Ducks is back. Send us bread. #Quack

If people’s are visiting our watering hole this day, please bring your rain-hats and beef wellington foot-boots. #Quack

Henlo Bradford Council we ducks are interested in buildings a series of underground tunnels so we can safely cross road and have whimsical dinner parties with river ducks. Please can we please have monies please? #Quack

We ducks have opened a quacking booth at the Ilkley continental market. Mosey on over for a quick quack and a complimentary jam sandwich. #Quack

We ducks understand that hay-levels are important. Aminals need their hay, just like we ducks need mini quiches and hula hoop frisps for our scrabble marathon this weekend. #Quack

Testing, testing. Duck HQ to humanoids. Do you read us? #Quack

What day is it? We’ve been asleep for so long! Looking forward to getting back to the Lido for a paddle.

We ducks are still dealing with the aftermath of a cyber attack. We've narrowed down the source to the planet of Glornak 7. #Quack

We ducks would like to thank the sun for sharing its warmth and radiometric light rays all year round. #Quack #SummerSalad

You people persons must think it's so easy strutting around with all these feathers. At least we have our squishy machines. Nom. #Quack

The reports linking our DAIL community with a reality TV show are both unfounded and factual. #Quack #WeNeedTheMonies

Be sure to look out for our fondu stand at the 'continental market'. The word 'continental' was taken literally. Find us in Bolivia. #Quack

Following our tour of South America ville, we are now much better well rounded ducks. Back @ DuckHQ. #Quack #GapYah #Spherical

Our private aquarium is growing almost exponentially...seriously, help. #Quack

The Duck HQ 'green team' will not rest until our waters are clean #Quack

The Duck HQ communication tower was 'destroyed' and 'mildly moist' after the recent floodings. #Quack #Barney #Desmond

Have a Christmas of the 'merry' variety today gentlemen and ladies and children's. #Quack

We ducks are just sitting down for our lovely couscous. Thanks go to Cookie in catering. #Quack

We're delighted to announce the winner(s) of our Easter fancy dress competition: the Desmond triplets. #Quack

We ducks have also moved our time clock pieces 1000 years forward, to improve our time travelling capabilities. #Quack