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Hey! England! Until you return all of the artifacts you stole back to the countries they came from, you’re fucking canceled. Other than eating scones, I will have nothing to do with you and your bullshit.

I don’t care what form it takes, a spin off, a pinball machine, an app, a god damn coloring book. I NEED Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers.

If a restaurant has a Mediterranean eggplant salad I will have zero interest. If they call it an aubergine salad, I’ll perk up a little.

I can separate the art from the artist. I’m not saying if you loved That 70’s Show you shouldn’t watch it because of what Danny Masterson did. You shouldn’t watch it because it sucks.

Grunge isn’t a style of music, it’s a style of fashion.

Nah girl, I like the zits on your butt

We Didn’t Start The Fire is just The End Of The World (As We Know It) for boomers

If you can show me what Pearl Jam and Nirvana have in common musically, maybe you can convince me that grunge is a style of music. Until then, grunge is fashion, not music.

Welp, Dolly Parton is gonna be dead within the next three years.

Can I get Josh Allen ‘s jersey from the first half of this game?

I put the fart in farthing

If you’ve watched Lover Stalker Killer on Netflix, I’d imagine you’re left with the same burning question: how big is Dave’s dick?

You get embarrassed because when you type ‘p’ into your web browser, pornhub is the first result. I get embarrassed because pillidentifier.com is the first result. We are not the same.

When Harrison Butker misses, it goes far right.

Deadmaus? You mean uptempo Enya

The fact that the Carl’s Jr. slogan isn’t “Carl it a night” will haunt me til I die

I watched Friends without a laugh track and it changed nothing for me. I didn’t laugh at anyone’s lines. Except Phoebe.

Everyone always talks about Topanga like she was every boy in the 90’s first crush. Sorry to break it to you, but Gia from Full House existed. Topanga doesn’t hold a candle to Gia.

Brittany Kaiser is millennial Linda Tripp

Not Tony Romo dropping “I’ll buy that for a dollar” a reference to Robocop, a movie based in Detroit, during the Lions/Bills game. Well played #9