Dear President Trump, I know people are asking for a lot of things from you right now. But I think I speak for everyone when I say please give us the Hilux. It’s time.

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This is the look of a guy who just watched his carjacker get t-boned by a garbage truck.

Have you tried not running a statist authoritarian murder witch or vapid cackling idiot?

If you never smoked a cigarette in McDonald's with an aluminum ashtray, I will not be listening to your opinions on society.

“He’s finally made it after years of uncertainty and self-doubt. Start a global recession”

Girls are extremely lazy. They can afford to be. For most just EXISTING is enough to have all their needs met. Him: What do you enjoy doing? Her: “Oh you know eating hot chips, charging my phone, and fucking drug dealers” Him: That’s awesome! I’m going to buy you a house

Trump won. You can stop being gay now.

Canada is a nation of weak, self-loathing, virtue-signaling losers who love high taxes, protectionism, socialized failure, NetZero scams, censorship, foreign intervention, and have elected this weepy globalist weasel THREE TIMES. Enjoy the collapse - you fucking deserve it.

Looks like they found some chinks in our armor

this tweet still hasn't been topped

We are gonna treat you horribly. Feed you potatoes. You have to fight everyone. You are also allergic to the sun. Irish: well ok

My friend just texted “This is Archduke Ferdinand bad” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

“Tell me how he died.” “I will tell you how he lived.”

Pretty terrible timing for the US to enter its era of political violence right as the war in Ukraine awakens the world to the potential of FPV drones.

"Fix it." [H/t Mr. ✘ & Punished Wald ]

@whiskeyanda

You pay a man $70,000. He proposed to a woman, gets married and becomes primary breadwinner You pay a woman $70,000. She stays single whilst waiting for a man making $150,000 to propose to her