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Happy Thanksgiving!

Papa Elon must have seen the hard work I put into my turkey roast 🦃 FSD 14.2.1 installing now Thank you

Tesla Matrix Headlights One of the most underrated features on these cars. Think high beam headlights that intelligently carve out dark zones for oncoming cars. It is very cool seeing this work in person.

Here’s a clip of Optimus running. Look how SMOOTH the motion is. The normies will not be prepared once Optimus is released to the world.

Here’s a close up of Optimus’ hands. The finger dexterity appears to have improved significantly.

Giving Grok navigation commands should be interesting. I wonder if it could replace the need to ever type directions in again 🤔

Anyone else struggling to highlight/select text when editing a post on X? Can’t seem to drag the cursor to adjust a block of text. Idk if it’s my dry fingers, iPhone glitch, or the app. V frustrating 😤

Replying to a post over 3 hours old is a waste of time.

Captain Crunch is proof that masochism starts young. You pour a bowl knowing full well this psychopath in a blue coat is about to chop up the roof of your mouth like you owe him money. Thirty seconds in you’re bleeding, crying, and whispering “so good” through the pain 😭🥣

Wifey wants me to put Christmas lights up on the house. Is it even worth putting up this late?

The X gulag can’t stop me. The nice-guy era is dead. Say hello to cybr. No more dimming. No more apologies. #NewProfilePic

Grok Imagine is dope

When the first sip of Coke Zero hits

🚨Driverless Tesla Robotaxis making their debut in the streets of Austin

Crypto Twitter rn

Hypebeast Elon

Damn, 2025 Meme rewind slaps

FSD v14.2.2.2 incoming 🔥 The updates seem to be more frequent. This has to be the 3rd update in 30 days.

My manager asked how long it would take to fix the bug. I said two weeks. It took forty minutes. But now I have two weeks of buffer. That's called experience. Here's how it works. Every estimate I give has a multiplier. The multiplier depends on who's asking. My manager