We're ready #Glasgow2014

St Andrew’s to vote on joining 1960s wp.me/p4A9lT-4T #royalandancient #golf

Turns out if you hashtag golf folk just favourite your tweet regardless of what the content is

"Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition." Adam Smith, Wealth Of Nations #golf

"Bear is writing letters. One, two, three" Donaldson & Scheffer, Tales from Acorn Wood #golf

Maybe the hashtag golf (#golf) thing doesn't work.

First Michael Gove goes and now the Wonga Puppets are done for. The face of the country is changing.

Wait. Is this #LiveAtEdinburghCastle thing us being love-bombed?

If you're being love-bombed and aren't aware that you're being love-bombed is it still technically a love-bomb?

Now convinced #LiveAtEdinburghCastle is nationalist propaganda. People watching will undoubtably vote yes if it means it never happens again

NEWS: Scots still waiting for Games to "fuck up" wp.me/p4A9lT-4X #GoScotland #Glasgow2014 #CommonwealthGames

Scots disappointed by lack of Games "fuck up" wp.me/p4A9lT-4X #Glasgow2014 #CommonwealthGames

Organisers announce theme of 2014 Edinburgh Military Tattoo to be “400 years of killing darkies" wp.me/p4A9lT-51

Usain Bolt not leaving Scotland alive, confirm officials thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-he…

Panda baby could swing yes vote wp.me/p4A9lT-53

NEWS: Bolt meant to say Glasgow full of "good cunts" wp.me/p4A9lT-57

Considering the number of empty seats at the diving it looks like the people of Edinburgh might agree with Usain Bolt.

First show of the @AyeRightHowNo Fringe show tonight. ARfringe at. 6.30pm

Israeli call off military operations after Fringe play cancelled wp.me/p4A9lT-5a

Scottish Terrorism Threat Level Raised To "Crivens" wp.me/p4A9lT-2