I miss mercy :/

“why haven’t you texted back?” me:

Canes coleslaw hits different fr

I wish I could be listening to Michael Jackson in the 80s off sum coke dat shit must be ethereal

The past matters, that’s why we study history

on God that’s why I turn around

I need to go to the casino again

Been wanting to get a bottle of Henny and let it do its thing

her: are u fucking stupid??? me:

Stroud gonna walk into Baltimore and snatch Lamar chain

20 degrees and I’ll still turn on my fan

HE HIT ME HAWWWDDD

Workers outside Home Depot stay busy & paranoid 😂

THE ATMOSPHERE IN COLLEGE STATION 👏 Texas A&M Football

golf cart talking to Marshawn Lynch like it's the Green Goblin mask LMFAO

Texas A&M CB Will Lee III, nicknamed “The Blanket”, sent this blanket with a note to Missouri WR Theo Wease Jr. ahead of their game today 🍿 Wease pulled up WEARING the blanket and was held to ZERO catches in the first half 😅

If you ain’t following this guy on TikTok you are missing out

Dana White just gave a random dude in the press conference crowd a UFC contract 😭

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THEY SAID I DON’T HAVE TO COME IN TOMORROW OR THE DAY AFTER THAT!!! 😁😁