Guy at the dive bar hijacked touch tunes for a 30 minute jazz song #shrink

80% chance i just loaded my britches at the bar but im not brave enough to check #skidriders

Dilly just hijacked the tv with his phone and replaced the stadium series game with his tiktok feed

TIMMY ROBBED

Not gonna complain about the numerous dune 2 snubs because dune messiah will win every single oscar category unanimously and will be viewed as the mona lisa/sistine chapel of our time

Don Sweeney you are not welcome in this city

BREAKING: #Bruins GM Don Sweeney officially traded Chris Kyle to the Taliban, pending successful extension negotiations in Kabul, per Elliotte Friedman

My body is a machine that turns black leather seats into black leather seats with sweat on them

Today is a sad day, my twitter officially stopped working and i had to finally update to X #fuckelon

Ohare bathroom is 100 degrees. Sweating so much in this dump i may have to change fits in the stall

Nowhere in the o’hare airport can you escape the sun. Constantly being beamed by UV rays and sweating through all my clothes. Hell on earth

$22 for a tuna melt is criminal

Ratchet coworker playing wild boy by mgk at the postgame #shrink

Theyre playing silly ball in ipswich town

All eyes on Key bank for the game of the year today Jared

Will there be kids at a 7:30 showing of the minecraft movie dilly said he needs the full theater experience

Sitting at the counter at the coffee shop and the guy next to me is filling out his bankruptcy papers, kinda nails #sundayscaries

Uber driver is playing african talk radio that randomly cut to a guy in english saying “i will suck you dry” #realbeater #freakyhours

Nothing enhances the vibes of dinner on the water in the south of france like a belligerently drunk british family from manchester

Got such an obscure jeopardy question right in front of my gf and her mom that i had to explain that me and my boy got so bored in high school that we learned a south african click language to pass the time