Support small business this #Christmas. Please?! Find me on #Etsy for this personalised family tree print. Your own words in print. etsy.me/2K4obxU #ThisMorning #supportsmallbusiness

Do you have a #Dachshund #dog? Perfect #Christmas2020 #present. Use your dogs quirks to fill this. Personalise on #etsy #ThisMorning #SupportSmallBusinesses etsy.me/3kzONnb

Looking to send your #yorkshire friend a #christmascard full of phrases? #etsy #supportsmallbusiness #ImACeleb etsy.me/2IGEL6M

I believe Radio One will no longer be playing the original of The Pogues Fairytale of NewYork. I don’t think they would play this #Yorkshire version either..... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂😂🎄😂🎄

When you have a #whippet #friend! Rise in orders of this little #dog this week. #Yorkshire craze perhaps!!? 😂😂 That and #Christmas #giftsgalore Find me on Etsy! Etsy.com/UK/Curlygirlpr… #earlybiz #smallbusiness #smallbiz #SupportSmallBusinesses

Thanks for your orders people!! #whippet #Christmasgifts #BlackFriday #womaninbiz #supportsmall

Popular #gift this week on my #etsy #shop. #personalise your #print with words to make a wonderful #christmaspresent #familytree #smallbiz #womaninbiz #supportsmallbusiness 🎁🎄 etsy.me/35RakmY

To the middle aged couple who I just caught having sex in the dunes on Dollymount ... IT’S 11:52 ON A THURSDAY MORNING!

🧐 Anyone know which lawyers Colin the Caterpillar used?

Instalment número dos… contrary to popular belief it’s actually better to wash your car at night, so you can’t see how shit of a job you’re doing. #ZaraPoseChallenge

I want a Labour Party that does what Jack Monroe and Marcus Rashford do

Not going to lie: bloody ashamed to be British tonight. Sat here watching every other country do the decent, moral and humane thing whilst this shower offer fruit picking. Sort it out Priti Patel MP #RefugeesWelcome

Judging by my timeline, non-Times-subscribers have seen just the headline about my column on Zelensky, and made an incorrect guess about the point I'm making about people saying they "love" him. So here's the column:

Staff in the school where I was a headteacher did not congregate in the staff room with alcohol. Instead they went home exhausted, washed their clothes and experienced two emotions, a sense of duty and worry in case they had brought Covid home with them. How dare you!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I bloody didn’t. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Check out Truth To Power 👊's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMNQDWYmL/?k=1

Another day. Boris Johnson is still PM, Andrea Jenkyns is still a minister, Chris Pincher is still an MP, they’ve still got their second jobs and they’re still hiding their money in offshore tax havens. See how this works? #Toryleadership #GeneralElectionNow #ToryBrexitDisaster

Can someone explain to me in simple terms why the government cannot turn to the energy companies and say, “Actually, no, you’re not raising fucking prices by this much. Let your shareholders take the hit until things level out?”