My superpower is giving great advice. Do I take it myself? PLEEEASE. That would deprive you of the creativity and chaos my mind unleashes on this timeline.

Y'all stay safe and stay sexy! Night

Friday energy: unstoppable, unbothered, unfuckwithable. Go have the best day, y'all earned it!!

Dating someone with trauma is spirals, inconvenient reassurance, emotions that don’t sit quietly. It takes strength and patience...without it, you won’t last.

Your girl is back...unfiltered, unbothered, loud, messy, and petty as hell. Bringing the smoke and the jokes...y’all betta act accordingly. I’m watching y’all.

In case y’all missed it the first 500 times women said this today: women have the audacity to set boundaries about our DMs...because they’re our DMs! If a woman tells you don’t DM her and you do it anyway, you either can’t read or you don’t care. So which one is it? We’ll wait.

Let’s see you all in black 🖤

Would you ever tell your son to take off his baseball cap because it’s “too sexy” and Uncle Randy might not be able to control himself? Do you hear yourself?? Do you hear how ridiculous that sounds?? The problem isn’t your child’s clothes. It’s Uncle Randy.

Men — do you realize making her feel valued is what actually makes you special to her?

Listennn bitches --don’t start with me today. I’ll put a hex on your ass. Every vibrator you own loses charge right before you come. Every 👏 Single 👏 Time 👏

I'm just gonna leave this right here...😅🤣😏

Don't EVER let anybody convince you that your intuition, is just insecurities. Your soul knows the truth.

Been rainin’ in Texas all day All Netflix and sadly, NO chill 😢 Boredom got me lookin’ at my whiskey bar, thinkin’ about taste testin’ 🥃 Y’all know this could go one of two ways: real good or real bad 😈 All I know is Uber Eats is gettin’ called later. Sound like a plan, right?

Ladies, be honest…who else feels the overwhelming urge to smash caps lock and type NOT ALL WOMEN under every damn tweet like this!! #NotAllWomen 😏

Don’t you just hate it when a muthafuckas think you’re stupid?🙄 Test in my Jesus on a Monday evening,y'all!!😅🤣

Heeyyyyy Taco Daddy… you better come hungry. These tacos ain’t gonna eat themselves. 🌮😏🤣😅

Mr.Carter, this is frickin' genius!!!

I don’t argue. I don’t chase. I just stand here lookin’ like this… and sip my whiskey. 🥃

Becky, let’s be honest. You and responsibilities are why I drink!

Nobody asked, but everybody wants to know. This evening’s selection is 1792 Single Barrel, Kentucky bourbon. My discerning palate says complex, layered, nuanced… yeah, I don’t know about all that. I just know it’s yummy, y’all. 🥃